Several naughty jokes...

[merig00]

1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mother.
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2) How do you embarrass an archeologist?

Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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3) What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?

A whore sleeps with everybody at the party; A bitch sleeps with
everybody at the party except you.
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4) What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
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5) What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?

A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
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6) What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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7) What is the biggest problem for an atheist?

No one to talk to during orgasm.
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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?

A mechanic.
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9) Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
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10) Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?

The one who can eat the last donut.
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11) Jewish dilemma:

Free PORK.
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12) The three words men hate to hear most during sex:

"Are you in?"
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Comments

[darbukka.livejournal.com]

айм лафинг)))))
смяхно)))
хотя с моим инглишем-парочку не поняла

[merig00.livejournal.com]

вич уан? Айлл эклсплейн зем ту ю.

[(Anonymous)]

там гиде про пончики)))и про мол чела с девушкой)

[merig00.livejournal.com]

Ну представь...пляж...нудисты...Идет парень. В правой руке у него чашка с кофе. В левой руке чашка с кофе. А еще он с собой несет дюжену пончиков. Кхы как он их несет то? Вот поэтому и самый популярный)))

[darbukka.livejournal.com]

Ааааа)))))Значит я про девушку догадалась правильно)

[merig00.livejournal.com]

Почему ты про девушку догадалась а про парня нет. На эту тему я пошлить не буду (: