Brotherly love in the city of big apple

Salman Rushdie: *Sigh*

Van driver to taxi driver who just cut him off: Are you a Muslim, sir?
Taxi driver: Yes sir, I am a Muslim.
Van driver: Allah will kill you!
Taxi driver: No, he will kill you!

--Financial District

Overheard by: Erica

Interviewing 'winter edition'

(no subject)

The stage was decorated with a swastika and a picture of Adolf Hitler. The speakers started ranting. There were only fifteen of us, but we went into action. We threw some of them out the windows. Most of the Nazis panicked and ran out. We chased them and beat them up. We wanted to show them that Jews would not always sit back and accept insults.


- Meyer Lansky on breaking up rallies held by Nazi sympathizers in 1930s