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Oct. 27th, 2012 01:40 amFrom now on I will answer every question like a presidential candidate:
“Igor, what are you doing this weekend?”
“That’s a great question — and an important one. And I WILL do something this weekend. But let me take a step back, and answer a broader question. What are we ALL doing this weekend? As a nation? As a world? This weekend, I will do something comprehensive and robust, yet fun. We all should.”
“But what are you doing?”
“What I’m gonna do involves three things. First, it’s gonna be relaxing; second, it’s gonna be enjoyable; lastly, I’m gonna make sure that it’s cost-effective . Last week, I said I’d do the same — and I did. This weekend will be no different.”
“Igor, what are you doing this weekend?”
“That’s a great question — and an important one. And I WILL do something this weekend. But let me take a step back, and answer a broader question. What are we ALL doing this weekend? As a nation? As a world? This weekend, I will do something comprehensive and robust, yet fun. We all should.”
“But what are you doing?”
“What I’m gonna do involves three things. First, it’s gonna be relaxing; second, it’s gonna be enjoyable; lastly, I’m gonna make sure that it’s cost-effective . Last week, I said I’d do the same — and I did. This weekend will be no different.”