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Physicians' Opinions on Health Care :-)
Apparently the Medical Profession has weighed in on the new national Health Care Plan....
The Dentists thought that they would chew on it for a while, while the Orthodontists wanted to straighten out some misconceptions.
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, and the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception, while the Gerontologists thought it wouldn’t last long.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea short sighted, but the Nutritionists declined to weigh in on the issue.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" and the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing, but the Rheumatologists thought it was a real pain
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, while the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
The Chiropractors wanted to back it, and the Endocrinologists thought it would grow too big.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.
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The Dentists thought that they would chew on it for a while, while the Orthodontists wanted to straighten out some misconceptions.
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, and the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception, while the Gerontologists thought it wouldn’t last long.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea short sighted, but the Nutritionists declined to weigh in on the issue.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" and the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing, but the Rheumatologists thought it was a real pain
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, while the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
The Chiropractors wanted to back it, and the Endocrinologists thought it would grow too big.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.
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HA!
Re: HA!