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[merig00]

BREAKING NEWS: As Hurricane Irene prepares to batter the East Coast, federal disaster officials warn that Internet outages could force people to interact with other people for the first time in years. Residents are bracing themselves for the horror of awkward silences and unwanted eye contact. FEMA advises: “Be prepared. Write down possible topics to talk about in advance. Remember, a conversation is basically a series of Facebook updates strung together."

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[bluetooth16.livejournal.com]

OMG this is hilarious!!!

[aka-human.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Irene ;-)

[busy-bee-l.livejournal.com]

I swear even before I did read this I was seriously contemplating what will I do when internet and cable TV would go down. OMG may be I have to pick up and read a real book, not the audio book or on-line one.